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How the Hubby and I Cope with Missing Each Other When He’s out of Town.
. Meet Tick Teddy. Tick Teddy is one bad ass mo fo who takes no guff offa anyone. At the same time, he is a sweet little creature and even though he looks like a bloated, blood-filled tick, we love him...
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The Mouthy Musings of a Miscreant Teddy
So, as you guys know, one of the things I enjoy most in life is being a doofus. I’ve pretty much honed that skill to a sharp point, and you poor peeps have had to bear witness to it on more occasions...
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First: Stripper Smell. Next: Clean Floors. Now: Kissable Lips!
Rarely do I suggest products on this blog, but sometimes something is just too good to not share with you! First it was how to smell like stripper. Who doesn’t want to smell like some hot chick on a...
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What the Hell? It’s Spring Fever up in here! ;)
. I promise that I am not setting these pics up. I know that seems impossible. Alas, it is true. I come into a room and voila, this is what I see. I have to wonder if they are sentient and doing shit...
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One of my FAVORITE Christmas presents ever!
Meet Dicknose! Is that the most insane looking teddy bear you’ve ever seen? My mom shrieked with both horror and delight when she saw it. She said, “Only you would immediately fall in love with a dick...
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Redundant Redundancy is Repetitively Vexing
Okay, if you yourself use this expression then may I say two things: I’m terribly sorry if I offend you. You know that I while I live to horrify, I don’t live to make anyone feel bad. I love me my...
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Because I’m a total freakin’ whacko!
Wow. I’m proud of myself. My mind came up with “freakin” before “fuckin.” I must be tired! ;) So, I’m in the middle of writing my yearly birthday post, which takes more than a minute, and thought in...
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My Very Favorite Thing
. I would like to introduce you all to my favorite thing on earth (save for things that breathe). Drum roll please…. (Yes, you can click below to hear an actual drum roll. Yes, because I’m a doofus!)...
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Amazing Kindness
Sometimes people do things that are so thoughtful and kind that it just blows my mind. I’ve been the blessed recipient of kindness like this and I’m so very thankful. After a post of mine a few months...
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…the mice will play (and rant!)!
I know, I’ve been gone forever!! I did not die, I promise. I’ve pondered murder once or twice though. ;) I hope everyone is doing beautifully and gearing up for a fabulous summer. I intend on spending...
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The Illicit, Illegal and Immoral Adventures of Tick Teddy
Well, you guys know that our little Tick Teddy likes to go on wild adventures. He’s been all over the country and up into Canada, leaving a trail of dead hookers in his wake. There’s no confining him....
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You are my sunshine…my only sunshine…
You guys know that in addition to being a foul-mouthed trollop, I’m also a squishy little cuddle bun bun with my hubby. We text each other a few times during the day just to say, “I love you, Stinker!”...
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Can I ask for a few prayers?
As we all know, I’m old. Methuselah and I are 2nd cousins. Yep. That old. And with that age comes body parts that wanna fall off (or out in this case). It looks like I’ll be getting a full...
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Pre-surgical update (From HELL!) ;)
First and foremost, thanks so much to all of you for your wonderful prayers and well wishes. It means the world to me. Surgery is in 19 hours and to be quite frank, I’m a wee bit scared. So any...
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What the Hell? It’s Spring Fever up in here! ;)
. I promise that I am not setting these pics up. I know that seems impossible. Alas, it is true. I come into a room and voila, this is what I see. I have to wonder if they are sentient and doing shit...
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Truth 14: Muffs, Douches and Boobs. Oh my!
You cannot say I didn’t warn you! Oh, and you DO get to see Car Teddy at the very end. That’ll make more sense after you see the video. XO Love you guys! Have a great week!
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Truth 15: Ads, Porn and Teddy Bears?
You can’t say I don’t title shit strangely! Enjoy! Have a great weekend! XOXOXOXO
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